Over the years I have seen literally hundreds of pool players blame the table for missing a shot. It’s also quite likely that I have also been paid to perform on more different pool tables than any other pool player, almost 2,000 pool venues and counting.
So for me, I find it more than a little annoying to hear players whine on about how a table cost them the frame or the match. In 99% of cases there is always a more obvious reason a player has lost – usually it’s because they have played a bad shot, or the wrong shot. What’s worse is when they have been outplayed by their opponent, but still insist on blaming the table for their failure to win – how disrespectful is that!
I have seen cues snapped, and bones broken as players have kicked or punched the furniture, all because a shot didn’t go as planned.
I am not saying that pool tables don’t roll out, I am not saying that the results of that could be that a player plays a shot that loses a frame. What I am saying is that anyone who has played for any length of time should know that there is no such thing as a perfect table – it is a mythical beast that doesn’t exist!
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| American Pool Table (30mm) |
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| Snooker Table 50mm |
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The problem with pool, specifically British Pool, is that it is a game of economics. The pool table is like a jukebox or a fruit machine. It is installed in the venue, to make money for whoever owns the space. Therefore, most venues opt to buy or rent the cheapest equipment available, often they won’t have much of a budget for maintenance either.
You just have to examine an English Pool table to realise what I am talking about. Most tables consist of a wooden box, with a slate resting on top. If you put your hand in the pocket, you will see that the slate is around 20mm deep. The slates on an American Pool Table is around 30mm, and the slates on a Snooker Table is around 50mm thick.
Slate is used because it should give a perfectly flat surface on which to roll the balls around, and for the most part it does. However, the thinner slate used on the Pub Pool table can bend slightly if it’s not properly supported. I have seen something as thin as beer-mat used directly under the slate straighten up a table – and it works. The other problem is it is still possible to move one of these tables around. If the table is on a smooth floor, it can slide into a new position as it gets bumped during play, meaning it is resting on a completely different piece of floor it was levelled on before.
That is if it’s been levelled properly in the first place! Many venues move the table when they need more space for events, and plonk it back under the lamp shade once the party is over.
Not all those who play on any given pool table are bothered about it’s care either. Players sit on tables, they flip coins onto the baize, they try masse shots when they don’t know what they are doing. They even lift them up and drop them when a ball gets stuck inside.
The more you think about it, the more surprising it is that a pool table is level in the first place!
Even those tables used in tournaments suffer from the same construction. The best professional table fitters do a fine job to get them 100% level, but it’s difficult to keep them that way throughout the whole competition.
There are some high end pool tables where these problems are less likely to occur, but it comes back down to the economics of a sport where budget is the major consideration for most venues.
So back to my main point. There is no reason that any pool player who has played for any length of time (say a couple of years) should ever, ever, ever complain about a table rolling out. If they knew anything about the sport, they should expect a table to roll out and be surprised when it doesn’t!
There is the old saying – “It’s the same for both players”. Some players will argue, that it isn’t – because they are a better player, their game is about finesse. Only they would play the delicate roll up shot the length of the table because they have the ability to judge the precise pace of the cue ball. While their opponent just hits things about.
This is an affliction that affects players of a certain standard. If it affects you – you have to get beyond it (or take up snooker). As a player you have to take responsibility for your bad shots, even if the table rolled out. If you get surprised by the way the table rolls, then it’s you fault because you didn’t find out enough about the table. A quick hit of a few balls around the table before you started your match might have given you a clue. Or were you paying attention when you opponent played a similar shot in the last frame? Length of the table dead weight shot on a strange table? – Don’t even think about it.
If you are genuinely caught out by a roll, then make a note, get over it and get on. Don’t break your cue, you fingers, or your hand. Leave that to your opponent.
Rant over.